In a stirring tribute to Peter Pan, Major League Baseball has scheduled a special interleague series between your Pittsburgh Pirates and the Cleveland Indians this weekend at PNC Park.*
And if pirates and indians don’t do it for you there’s another good reason to visit the North Side this weekend. Specifically, there’s a good reason to visit the Mattress Factory on Sunday afternoon. There may be a certain food truck involved between 12 pm and 5 pm.
*Please note: The role of the Lost Boys, who never grow up, will also be played by your Pittsburgh Pirates.
Are you ready for today’s lesson?
(Yes Peter!)
I wont grow up (I won’t grow up)
I don’t wanna hit the ball (I don’t wanna hit the ball)
I am a Pittsburgh Pirate (I am a Pittsburgh Pirate)
Which makes me a fool (which makes me a fool)
If playing ball means
It would be give me dignity to to win a game,
I’ll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up
Not me!
Not I,
Not me!
Not me!
I won’t grow up (I won’t grow up)
I don’t want to win a game (I don’t want to win a game)
And play when the season’s over (And play when’s the season’s over)
In the month of October (in the month of October)
OK, that’s enough of that…