Does Our President Have a Secret??
Let’s put two and two together here, people. President Obama was in Pittsburgh this past Friday to give a speech. How do I know this? His motorcade proved to be a near impenetrable barrier between my business partner’s home and our food truck. I’ll leave it up to you to decide whether this very real obstacle the President created for my small business is of any deeper symbolic significance.
You know who else is in Pittsburgh this weekend? All of the Furries, with their annual convention. Is this a coincidence? Maybe, maybe not. All I know is that when you put on a full furry suit you become totally anonymous. And surely one of the most famous men in the world pines for anonymity every once in a while. Just saying…
In other news, yours truly had what’s known as a “moment” with Emma Watson on the Perks of Being a Wallflower set earlier in the week. We conversed. We discovered a shared enthusiasm for local grass-fed beef. She ate her food. Then she walked out of my life, perhaps forever.