Earlier today the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette rolled out a nice piece on the very best fountains in Pittsburgh. Notably, Franktuary did not make the list. And that’s exactly how it should be. Since 2007, Franktuary has been without a soda fountain. Those of you who go far enough back may remember the one that used to call our counter home. What I’m sure none of you remember is the time its water line exploded overnight causing the entire kitchen to flood. We used a giant squeegee to move water to our drain which, brilliantly, was installed at the high point of our floor. But that has nothing to do with why we gave our fountain the axe. It had to go because all of the soda options it offered came with a healthy dose of high fructose corn syrup....