“Who took the #$!* funnies!?”

“Hand over that crossword puzzle. NOW.”

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“Ma’am, PLEASE move back.”

This AR-15* only one block from Franktuary! Come eat lunch!

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*May not be an AR-15, but regardless, is only making your lunchtime experience safer

…looks basically like this one. Only these guys don’t have a 20-pack each of zip tie handcuffs.

Thus far, the troops and police we have encountered this morning have been quite cheerful.

They must not have been on duty in Lawrenceville or Oakland last night.

The Warhol Museum has two gigantic spotlights trained on it. Security is tightening on the North Side for the First Lady’s luncheon.

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A peaceful morning on the river. With two SNIPER boats!

Pittsburgh’s G20 events are far more exciting when you use assume SNIPERS are involved as often as possible.

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As we biked up to the store this morning, a group of mounted police rode down Oliver Avenue, passed Franktuary, and split to single file on the Saks Fifth Avenue sidewalk to navigate the jersey barriers.

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This is the bridge we DIDN’T take to work.

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