Gluuteny
You know, I’ve been thinking. In my three years of owning a business I have never had the experience of recalling a product. With all the recalls I read about I feel left out. I’m thinking about recalling all t-shirts sold between March 8th and May 15th of 2007, just “because.” There’s a place in Squirrel Hill that recalls all the gluten from its products before it ever sells them. In other words, it’s a bakery that is entirely gluten free. What’s more incredible is that this bakery, Gluuteny, also boasts products that are 100% casein free. What’s still more impressive is the fact that somehow, even without these traditional ingredients, this bakery is better than any other bakery I’ve visited in...
Gluten Free
What do you call someone who keeps a gluten free diet half of the time? Glufive free, of course! Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all night. If you were at a laundromat and you noticed a washing machine that was also a slot machine, would you be excited about paying to do laundry??? More on this brilliant thought tomorrow.
Churning
It is better to have one’s brain churning than one’s stomach. That’s all I’ve got. That’s because my stomach is churning, and my brain is most definitely not. Working on that…
Spoke Too Soon
Well, so much for more regular, folks. I’ll continue to update as I can. The Roethlisfurter has returned!
Regularity
Another week is behind us, folks. Wheeeweeee! I’m sorry I’m not updating this everyday. Consider this my summer vacation. Come September, things will hopefully be more regular. If you know me well you appreciate the double meaning of that statement. In other news, look for our next monthly newsletter soon. The theme will be fame. If you’re not on our mailing list and want to be, you have a problem, don’t you? Here’s how to fix it. Write to emailus@franktuary.com, and give us your address.
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