The Senile Journey Concludes
As promised, Hot Blogma is about to bring you the exciting and uninterrupted two-part conclusion of The Senile Journey. But first, a word from our sponsor. There’s a rumor that Hot D***a may begin serving soft pretzels soon. Part 10. Part 11.
Expect the Unexpected
Yesterday was not what I expected. I thought I was going to spend the evening finishing up some paperwork. Instead I cavorted around Pittsburgh with a British journalist who is traveling through the states, with no particular schedule. His purpose is to meet interesting people and then to write about them in a regular column for the UK Metro. I met him when he happened into Hot D***a seeking free wireless internet. He needed some help with his computer, one thing led to another, and he wound up spending the evening with my friends and I as well as staying over at my apartment. He’s at the very beginning of his three month odyssey, and his columns will begin appearing in his paper sometime next week. I think it might be best if I wait for him to give...
Head Games
I think my handlebar mustache is so manly that it’s causing the remaining whiskers on my face to actually grow at a faster rate. Someone left a bike helmet in my car so lately I’ve been wearing it when I drive the old Windstar. To celebrate these exciting realities, I give you The Senile Journey, Episode 9 of 11.
The Saga Continues
I just received a most interesting phone call. A phone call I can’t talk about.So, instead, here’s part 8 of 11.Happy Easter.
Fourth Class Mail
On March 28 I accidentally sent a package by fourth class mail to New Jersey. It still hasn’t arrived, and I’m left wondering how I possibly managed to send something fourth class. I didn’t even know that was an option. In fact, I’d like to know if second and third class mail exists. Anyway, I didn’t know what I had done until Monday when I stopped by the post office with my receipt to check in on said package. It was explained to me that when you send something fourth class it gets thrown in a train car. Then, the train car doesn’t make any deliveries until it is entirely full. So, sending something fourth class is essentially rolling the dice. If your package ends up as the last thing in the car it gets there as soon as...
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