As a fan of finer fast food of all sorts, I feel obligated to tell you that Arby’s on Wood Street is offering a buy one sandwich get one free promotion today and today only. If I were you I’d go to Arby’s. But only go after 5 pm, when Hot D***a closes. In fact, for a very special reason (see below) Hot D***a is giving away free ice cream cones today. What can I say, it’s a good day for free food! I think Whole Foods has some sort of promotion going on too.

Hot D***a is one-year-old today. Hooray! Here’s hoping we make it to two!