Here at Franktuary, we strive for consistency. That’s why from now on you won’t see one of us applying condiments in a straight line over your dog while the other creates a wave like pattern. No sirree. Non of THAT here.

In the coming months we may begin to weave our shreds of cheddar cheese together so that we can apply all cheese to various franks in a uniform design. Then again, we might not. One never knows. One NEVER knows.

In other news, I think I may be lactose intolerant. Whooooopeeeeeee!