February is coming, bringing with it Fat Tuesday, Ash Wednesday, Lent, the Superbowl, Valentine’s Day, and still a lot of depression about the election. We can’t fuse all those events together so it’s up to the general public. Design our FEBRUARY FRANK and win free franks for you and 28 of your friends. Hurry, time’s running out!
Rules! Not many!
- Submit your idea for a frank with as much detail as possible to email@example.com ***. Include recipes, order of condiments, and anything else that will help our kitchen staff taste what you’re dreaming up.
- If you’re sending visual elements, please use .PDF or .JPEGs of reasonable size.
- Extra points for drawings, photos, or evidence that you’ve made this frank at your house.
- Super extra points for puns. We think they’re PUNderful.
- Sadly, employees of Franktuary and relations of the aforementioned are not eligible.
On February 1st, we’ll announce the winner and roll out the new frank.
WAIT BUT WHAT DO I WIN? If we pick your idea, you host a party with 28 friends, and we’ll bring a Franktuary catering spread for them all!
Why 28 friends? Because there are 28 days in February, silly.
*** If you sent your entry to firstname.lastname@example.org, we apologize for the technical error. Please resend to email@example.com!