It’s now or never for those Flying Penguinis. Seriously, I have a set of juggling balls dubbed as “Flying Penguinis.”

Maybe that’s the problem, most penguins spend more time swimming than flying while those boys from Detroit have wings, literally. There is such a thing as underwater ice hockey, you know. That’s something at which penguins should excel. If they lose tonight, maybe Crosby and co should have a crack at it. If they win, check back soon for a special Game 7 offer from Franktuary!