A woman named Rachel just got engaged. What did she do next? Visit Franktuary. Seriously. I can see her enjoying a veggie dog right now.

It’s sort of like when you win the Super Bowl and then proclaim that you’re going to Disney World, only better:

Announcer: “Rachel, you just got engaged.  What are you going to do now?”

Rachel: “I’m going to Franktuary!”

Well, there was no announcer (this time), but aside from that this is a true story.  Let’s make it a Pittsburgh tradition!

In other news, five years ago I wrote about a woman named Julia Flowers in this very space.  This weekend I discovered an apartment complex named Julia Gardens in Newark, NJ.  Alas, I do not actually know Julia Flowers.  I only once saw her name in the program for a Schenley High School play.  Regardless, I think we can all agree that there needs to be a Julia Flowers in the Julia Gardens.