I moved a piano last night. I needed help. Every able-bodied person should move a piano at least once in their lives.

While en route to move said piano, I noticed that the car in front of me had a rather unique license plate. It read “744 1492.” Do any of you see why it’s nearly incredible?

All this has nothing to do with hot dogs, of course, but that seems to be a running theme through my entries this week anyway. Please come to Hot D***a despite that fact.

Also, I love Bill Cosby, but I defintely recommend that you stay away from that fairly recent Fat Albert movie.