So, it turns out the sniper I mentioned yesterday was only doing his job. He’d been shooting pigeons with a pellet gun for years. Why? Because that’s what his boss told him to do. The difference this time was that someone mistook the pellet gun for a high powered rifle and called 911 while the purported sniper was heading toward the roof. There will be no charges against the man with the pellet gun, but as for his boss… I’d imagine he’s in trouble.

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