Here’s a new one. The public restroom down the hall now has a padlock, attached to a metal clamp, on its soap dispenser. Why? Because someone was taking the soap out of the dispenser, cutting off the soap packet’s rubber nipple, and putting the soap in his own container. The metal clamp even had to be strategically placed so that it rests across the clear window in the soap dispenser. That’s because if it doesn’t cover that window, the window is broken and the soap is extracted. Just when you think you’ve seen it all…