What a day, people, WHAT a day. Non-stop I tell you.

A few new books have been added to the Franktuary coffee table.

1) The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck – a must read, doubles as a “Where’s Waldo” type book
2) The Stella Awards – a book about frivolous law suits
3) Eat the Rich – just trust me and read it

Money Secrets, by Dave Barry, may be arriving soon.

Reading any or all of these works has been known to create the impression of a shorter passage of time between ordering and being served food. Just keep them in the store!