Hi everyone

Here’s a message from Keith Pozzuto, employee of the month for 8 straight months. “Law is fluid. By the way, what’s so confusing about our menu?”

In other news, I’ve realized that I am to a human being what a Hummer is to a vehicle. That is to say I’m big, hunky, and have a remarkably large gas tank that gets astonishingly low mileage to the gallon. Well, maybe only one of those things is true, and we all know which one it is. It’s a good thing I work in a fabulous restaurant where quick refueling is always an option! I find that a fruit shake and El Greco is roughly the equivalent of premium gasoline. Keeps you running better longer.

Well, soon I’m going to continue that story about my high school physics teacher. In the mean time, a round of applause to Mr. Brian O’Neill of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Check out page A2 of the June 23 edition…