It turns out Marilyn Manson and I have a lot in common. We both are huge fans of Haribo Gummy Bears.

What can I say, when it comes to candy the man has good taste.

In other news, Hot D***a is in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette today.

Once I was in New York and I passed a wax figure of Nicholas Cage positioned outside of Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum on 42nd Street. Several hours later I passed by again and Nicholas Cage no longer had his right arm. That, friends, is exactly why Madame Tussaud’s no longer keeps wax figures on the street in front of their museums. This is also why I don’t keep a wax figure of myself in front of Hot D***a.