I was staring at a bumper sticker the other day. It was quite a few days ago, actually, but that’s not the point at all. The point, of course, is that it read “UConn.” Well, let me tell you, the phrase UConn just happens to be short for “University of Connecticut,” or “U of Connecticut” if you will.

Think about that. UConn(ecticut). UConn(ect i cut). U Connect, I Cut. You Connect! I Cut!

What does it all mean???

Honestly, I couldn’t tell you, but I know they make a good frankfurter up in Connecticut. Come to think of it, it’s a lot like the one Hot D***a serves in Pittsburgh. Come on down and try one!