Yesterday I bought a new printer. Its name is Pixma. The old printer broke. That is why I bought a new one. Pixma scans documents, which means having to keep less papers around. This makes me feel downright buoyant. If there is one thing I hate more than having to spend money to replace technology that has an unreasonably short life span and whose replacement part is absurdly expensive, it’s having to keep papers on file for years at a time. Seeing Many Papers In Large File Cabinet = Feeling Queasy (On a Good Day). If it were up to me all papers not held together with a binding would be thrown away in a timely fashion. Pixma is my new best friend.