Friends, I have been negligent of my blogging duties. However, during this period of slackage, if you will, I have learned some things.

For example, the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge is so long that its towers are slightly off of parallel due to the curvature of the earth.

I have also determined that the Seattle Supersonics have the silliest name in all of professional sports.

Until we meet again, I’ll be eating hot dogs.