Welcome to October, readers. It’s the month where hockey begins and Mets fans cry.
At any rate, here’s a thought for you. Perhaps we should consider naming our children after the supplements and prescription medications we take. After all, without such things we might not be healthy enough to have children at all.
In my case, were I to have a son in the near future he would be named Saccharomyces Boulardii. You could just call him “Sac.”