And so it comes down to game seven. Your Pittsburgh Penguins against the Washington Capitals, with the winner advancing to the NHL’s Eastern Conference Finals. Can Marc-Andre Fleury best Simeon Varlamov? Is Sidney Crosby plus Evgeni Malkin greater than Alexander Ovechkin plus Mike Green divided by Donald Brashear?? I have no idea, but should the Ice Chickens triumph Franktuary extends the following offer:

Mention this blog entry the day after victory and receive one Pittsburgh frank for half of its regular price. After all, should fortune shine upon the Steel City, the Pens will be half-way to Lord Stanley’s Cup.