Couple of items on today’s agenda, people, the theme being opportunity:

1) Do you like Franktuary? Are you looking for an investment opportunity? Well then, ask for a copy of Franktuary’s new business plan! Even if you’re only sort of interested, please approach us. Even if you only have a small amount of money to invest, please inquire. All you have to do is send an email to emailus[at]franktuary[dot]com and in return you’ll receive your very own copy of the plan in pdf format. Information is not commitment!

2) While exploring the west I learned that non-alcoholic bars exist in Provo, Utah. Does anyone else see the obvious opportunity? Let’s open up a fully clothed strip club in between two of Provo’s most popular watering holes. Done right, this could be a gold mine.

3) Franktuary has a jingle and now you have the opportunity to listen to it! Click on this link.