I have these two customers named “Phil” and “Ed.” They’re quite fraternal and always come in together.

I would like it very much if I were to learn that “Phil” and “Ed” travel all the way across the state, from a certain larger city in Pennsylvania, where their wives, “Elle” and “Thea,” patiently await their husbands’ return home.

It would be particularly good if “Elle” was wed to “Ed” and she taught grammar school students, while “Phil” and “Thea” were betrothed and she collected trash.