You know what would be great? What would be great is if someone made a phone that also was a taser. That way every time a telemarketer called you could give them a little zap. If the same telemarketer were to call unsolicited on multiple occasions the phone operator could increase the voltage!

Keep out of reach of children, that’s for sure.

Soon I may very well find myself in Wyoming. It is the 49th most densely populated state in the country, and I am from New Jersey. I imagine this will be the closest I ever come to knowing what a person who grows up in the country feels when he visits a truly big city, like New York, for the first time. I also imagine there are telemarketers, even in Wyoming. Sometimes I regret that the world has become so small.