Those Stillers are looking pretty good these days, eh? Clearly, they’re receiving enough attention, so I’m going to write about something else today. Not that I think they should be ignored.

In keeping with the sports theme, I’ll talk about the Penguins.

I propose that Fox Sports Pittsburgh turn them into a reality TV show. Fire all the front office and coaching staff and put authentic yinzers in their place. Watch the sparks fly. Things really can’t get worse for the Pens, and with my plan, ratings would go up even if things did get worse. It would be entertaining television, for sure. ESPN might pick it up. Hot D***a would sponsor it, if we could afford to sponsor something like that. 20.