Thanks for making our second birthday so memorable, everyone.

I’m thinking that if I open another business someday it may be a combination Yoga/Botox store. That way one could stretch and the stretch marks that came as a result could be instantly wiped away. On top of that, I could capitalize on two major trends women across America seem to be easily intoxicated by.

Okay, maybe that’s not the best idea, but it sure is amusing!