So, if a a fat man and a squirrel were to share a see-saw, how many nuts would the portly fellow have to throw the rodent for things to be in balance?? Life is full of hypotheticals and sometimes it’s healthy to consider them.

Yesterday I was invited to join an “allumni” group for my high school. Makes me so proud. Hypothetically, “allumni” would be a great term if put to use by a culinary student when referring to his alma mater. Only if, of course, the English language took to pronouncing the double “L” as the Spanish language serves it up. “A-yum-ni.” Hot and fresh.

In my opinion, sentence fragments are superior to misspellings in every way, but the frankfurter trumps them both.