This weekend was a long one, and that left me with a lot of time to think.
I came to the conclusion that by the end of the month I should either purchase a hot tub or join the armed forces- just for the sake of spicing things up. It seems like my life could use a little “pizazz.”
It turns out that joining the military might be a little complicated, but for as little as $2 a day I could own a hot tub, possibly with a heated towel compartment. I don’t know if one can own a more exciting material object. I’ll bet it’s $2 a day for the next 10 years of my life, but I’m waiting on an informational video to find out for sure. I’m holding out hope that it will be $2 a day for two months, end of story.
I had a hot dog for the first time in almost a week today. It’s good to be home.