Part of what I didn’t tell you yesterday is that I’ve been battling a case of the runs this week. It’s a very bad combination to have your water shut off when you have the runs. Thankfully, my water was back on last night. Let me tell you, I would have been in trouble if THAT hadn’t worked out.

But don’t you worry, as a certified food safety specialist I’m well trained in how to deal with something like “the runs.” Sure wish they’d go away, though. Sometimes I don’t believe my own life.