I’m reading a book right now, “The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck.”

Alright, you got me, it’s a graphic novel.

Okay, fine, it’s a comic book. I’m reading a big fat Disney comic book right now. Nonetheless, it’s quite insightful. Scrooge McDuck is a role model of mine, for sure. And not just because he became a most successful entrepreneur.

Anyway this BOOK I’m speaking of was published in Timonium, Maryland. It just so happens that I once saw the players of the Timonium Dinner Theater perform “Camelot.” My salad was as much soup as it was salad, and the acting was not good. Nonetheless, friends, that is not my point.

The fact is that I once saw a performance of “Camelot” in Timonium, Maryland. Now I’m reading a book published in Timonium, Maryland that just happens to mention “Camelot” in the first 15 pages. Pretty strange, eh? Those people down there have an obsession. The entire town should make a road trip to Hot D***a to help take “Camelot” off their minds.