Last night the band “Styx” played live music amidst fireworks after the “baseball” game at PNC Park. It was quite the spectacle.

I put “Styx” in quotations because I know nothing about them other than that they’re very famous and they sing a song called “Mr. Roboto.” Oddly enough, they skipped over that one last night. I put “baseball” in quotations because, well, this is Pittsburgh. Oddly enough, the Pirates won.