Hot D***a may be closed today, but that doesn’t make life simple.

I have this problem.

When I first wake up in the morning I often take a shower. I go into the bathroom wearing underwear while carrying a fresh undergarment and a towel.

When I get out of the shower I am confronted with the underwear I was previously wearing as well as the clean underwear I plan on putting on. I can never remember which is which. This is my dilemma.