A new in-store-one-sitting record has been set for frankfurters consumed at Franktuary. Today Justin ate an entire Colossus –that’s eight hot dogs featuring every condiment we offer, four servings of potato chips, and a platter full of spinach– entirely on his own. Justin, if you’re still alive, congratulations and happy birthday!

In other news, Barackwurst 14, Hillbasa 12.