I mailed my taxes today. Sure am glad THAT’s off my chest. Now it’s time for a story. By the way, I am NOT making this up.

During my senior year of high school I had a one-handed physics teacher, we’ll call her Uno. Legend has it she lost her other hand sky diving.

Anyway, Uno was a very sweet and knowledgeable woman, but she had very little control of her classes. On any given day, someone would ask to go to the bathroom and come back twenty minutes later with a milk shake in their hands. There were even times when someone would use the phone in the classroom to order Chinese food and have it delivered!

To be continued…