The truth is I don’t have a tattoo. I do, however, have a big delivery to make at 7:00 tonight.

If I had a tattoo I think it would be best to have my posterior made to look like that of a mandrill. You know, the monkeys with those brightly colored bottoms (and noses). That would be something else.

I’m guessing you thought I had a hot dog tattooed somewhere. If that’s the case, it just goes to show, you can’t judge a Tim by his diet!