Last night I went to a friend’s house and I was joined by live ducks, finger puppets, and marshmallow baby jesus figurines. My friend had no idea that any of those things would be spending time in his house. Neither did I. Sometimes the truth is pretty strange. Just as the New York Islanders.
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I guess those were weird things to bring to Grant & Melissa’s house, but at least it was memorable.